What would you do if you found a dead alien on a lonely highway? Was it an accident, sabotage, or murder? And why is everyone blaming Jeff? The extraterrestrials aren't waiting for answers. They want revenge. And Jeff isn't ready for company. His only hope is an outcast mechanic from another world and a woman who might do anything to get off planet, including selling out her own kind. Jeff has to get to the bottom of why there are so many alien bodies piling up and who is really responsible. A science fiction adventure novel, A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth tells the story of a reclusive ex-computer programmer who is the unwitting central figure of a plot to keep humanity from ever making first contact.