A Parody Romance from the Unhinged Historical Collection One rake. One lady. One extremely confusing baby. Lady Honoria Culpepper has always done the proper thing—right up until the night she's caught kissing a highwayman during a robbery. Now the ton believes she's been abducted, ravished, and possibly married. Honoria would very much like everyone to stop talking about it. Unfortunately, the highwayman in question refuses to disappear quietly. Gabriel "Dreadmoor" Everleigh is a rake, a scoundrel, and possibly a menace to society. He hadn't meant to ruin anyone's reputation—but since he has, he might as well seduce the lady in question. For justice. And fun. But when Honoria returns from a mysterious absence carrying a baby and absolutely no explanation, society loses its collective mind. Now there are wagers, duels, fainting debutantes, and a goose in the church rafters. Gabriel, for his part, is spiraling—emotionally, romantically, and possibly into fatherhood. She's lying. He's panicking. The baby is innocent (probably). And the goose? The goose has seen things. Featuring: A highway robbery that turns into a make out session A secret baby that isn't his (but might be???) Mistaken paternity, malicious matchmaking, and unsolicited dueling One rake's slow descent into scandal-induced obsession A heroine who absolutely did not come back for him, shut up, stop asking A deathbed confession of a...questionable...nature And a goose who is frankly tired of your nonsense For fans of historical romance who crave more chaos, more kissing, and more dramatic declarations made while holding a baby like a prop in a Shakespearean tragedy.