A brilliantly funny seasonal treat for poet Brian Bilston's fans and newcomers alike. Put up the Christmas tree and carve out space for the nativity scene, deck the halls and hope for snow - it's that time of year again! With his signature wit and playful style, the inimitable Brian Bilston returns with a charming and heartening collection of poems celebrating the joys of bizarre family festive traditions, the horrors of the office Christmas party and the impossible art of gift-giving. So grab your mistletoe, hang your stockings and curl up with this absolute Christmas cracker.