I am not a Farmer! Yes, many have said that, but why are you so different from your ancestors who were farmers and grew their food? Farming like just about anything else takes some practice, but all of us eventually learned to walk. No one said "I am not a walker" as far as I know. Farming is no different, you just have to educate yourself and practice a little. So here are some negative things you should dispatch into the trash heap: I am not a farmer I live in a house I don't live on a farm I live in an apartment I have no idea how to start