Acclaimed playwright and comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS and THE PUNCTUALITY MACHINE , brings you this fresh, generous bundle of zany short comedies, originally published as three separate books… So, you love comedy? As in, stage comedy? With quirky characters, and scintillating dialogue, and real jokes that actually make you laugh? Well, then. You may want to check this bundle out. In the comedies and other short humor pieces collected in this huge three-book bundle, you’ll get: A fractured fairy tale mash-up set in (where else?) a Rust Belt college town A secret club of delusional philosophers who actually believe (and practice) their bonkers ideas A screwball romantic farce, where the happiness of two young, star-crossed lovers hinges on some very unusual “coffee beans” And so much more… If you love upbeat, silly humor like the Muppets, The Princess Bride , and Monty Python (on their more cheerful days), and you just want to kick back with three whole books of light, G-rated goofy comedies that’ll get you laughing, don’t miss this amazing bundle! This bundled volume, CARTESIANS, QUEENS, AND COFFEE BEANS , includes three separate comedy books in their entirety: A TALE OF TRUE LIKE FIVE PHILOSOPHY COMEDIES WAITING FOR PEROT (And Other Goofy Comedies I Wrote in High School)