Camp Wannaslayem promised a unique experience: A camp-style adventure themed toward fans of slashers, particularly Camp Death Massacre . Archery, bonfires, swimming, volleyball, fishing, screaming, running for your life... everything you could possibly want in a summer camp slasher movie, without all that pesky dying getting in the way. Only... someone forgot to tell the killer it was all in the name of fun. When the bodies start dropping for real, the barely-selling author of Seeing Red shows you what a true Comedy of Terrors looks like.