Fearne Gilbert doesn't see why she can't visit the perfectly pristine beach right by her apartment, despite her husband Brad's warnings that it's for cuckqueans and cuckcakes only. With Brad in tow, Fearne strides confidently onto the golden sands only to see Brad set upon by one of the younger, local beauties. Fearne offers up her husband so she can continue to use the beach, but she's soon filled with regret. Read as Fearne is left to watch while Brad gets the satisfaction she can't provide in this ffm, cuckquean fantasy that sees Fearne relegated to cleanup duties!