Have you ever wondered if androids wake up after steamy dreams, soaked in sweat and other liquids? In this entry into the fictional sex column Just Ask Micky , Mister O is here to tell you all about how the computers of tomorrow can satisfy both you and themselves. Maybe you're uploading yourself to the net to experience your craziest fantasies. Maybe you're an AI longing to experience what it means to be a good boy. No matter what, just buckle in and let Micky spin you tales of satisfaction. Author's Note: This contains discussions of a futuristic AI. The work itself, however, was entirely made by human hands. No gen AI has been involved in the process, nor will it ever be in the works of Micky Omega.