The past has teeth—and a wicked sense of humour. Major Billycock-Smythe came to Mad Bill’s Island in search of answers about a forgotten World War II mission. Now he just wants to get off the island. But first, he’ll have to uncover what the British were really doing there—and deal with a surprise visitor who really should have been dead. And just when things couldn’t get weirder… guess who shows up? (They would’ve known he was still alive… if only they’d licked him.) This darkly funny novella wraps up the Funny Capers DownUnder series with one final mystery, plenty of mischief, and a twist that bites.