Today was already the best day of my life as my new free use had just arrived in the mail this morning. But when the normally annoying Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door, my day just got a a LOT better... "Hello ladies!" I swung open the door and greeted the two hot, married Jehovah's Witnesses and invited them in. "No, I insist. Come in, kick off your shoes and take a load off." I dropped my voice ominously. "I've been waiting for you..." The two hot ladies looked at each other, then behind them, then shrugged and stepped inside. "Cocoa or tea?" "We're not really supposed to --" One of them put a hand up, but I stopped her. "Nonsense! You're a guest in my house! I've really been looking forward to hearing all about the Good News!" Again, they looked at each other. "Cocoa. For both of us, then." One answered. "Coming right up!" I danced away with a smile on my face.