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Coles Hearts on the Line: A Frank Peniston Mystery: Frank Peniston Mysteries, #9 at Bayshore Shopping Centre in Ottawa, ON
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Love is war.
And in Welvin, Massachusetts, it's being broadcast directly to your phone.
When a "public safety" system called W.E.L.V.E. starts sending relationship-ending push alerts to every device in town, Frank Peniston — vigilante, gadget tinkerer, and Ghost Guzzle enthusiast — finds himself caught between an AI-driven heartbreak conspiracy and his growing feelings for deli-counter heartthrob Candyne Hartt.
The source? Heartstream Solutions , a rebranded roller rink that's now ground zero for romance weaponization — complete with rose-shaped drones, subliminal audio hypnosis, and a mandatory-love dress code. With Ronald under the influence of a phantom ex-wife and Bluetooth itself turned against him, Frank goes undercover as a sleazy speed-dating coach to infiltrate the heart of the operation.
What follows is a high-voltage battle of wits, wires, and questionable rooftop intimacy — culminating in one last ride in Madge, Frank's beloved 2005 Chevy Malibu… a ride that ends in fire.
From Frankfort Petersén's unhinged mind comes Book 9 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries — a satirical, action-packed noir-romance parody where love letters are malware, gadgets are improvised from baby monitors, and the truth is always too poetic for its own good.
Love is war.
And in Welvin, Massachusetts, it's being broadcast directly to your phone.
When a "public safety" system called W.E.L.V.E. starts sending relationship-ending push alerts to every device in town, Frank Peniston — vigilante, gadget tinkerer, and Ghost Guzzle enthusiast — finds himself caught between an AI-driven heartbreak conspiracy and his growing feelings for deli-counter heartthrob Candyne Hartt.
The source? Heartstream Solutions , a rebranded roller rink that's now ground zero for romance weaponization — complete with rose-shaped drones, subliminal audio hypnosis, and a mandatory-love dress code. With Ronald under the influence of a phantom ex-wife and Bluetooth itself turned against him, Frank goes undercover as a sleazy speed-dating coach to infiltrate the heart of the operation.
What follows is a high-voltage battle of wits, wires, and questionable rooftop intimacy — culminating in one last ride in Madge, Frank's beloved 2005 Chevy Malibu… a ride that ends in fire.
From Frankfort Petersén's unhinged mind comes Book 9 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries — a satirical, action-packed noir-romance parody where love letters are malware, gadgets are improvised from baby monitors, and the truth is always too poetic for its own good.
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