Put an end to sprout hell during the holiday season! "Hilarious - an absolute must for every Christmas stocking" "A laugh-out-loud book" Generations of children have been scarred by this small and cute-looking, yet pungent and evil vegetable. Brussels sprouts possess remarkable power, whether stinking out homes with farty fumes or killing the joy of the holiday season. Grant S. Clark lays out in hilarious rhyming verse an amusing array of tactics that have one single aim in mind: to keep your tummy sprout-less. "Simply hilarious and entertaining - your kids will love it" "Kids will read this clever book again and again" "My 7 year old son could not stop laughing" Grant S. Clark is the author of another bonkers humorous verse, Uncle Bill's Missing Tooth , as well as the Monkey Magic series of adventure novels about 11-year-old Romy Alexander and her strange power that unites her with the animal kingdom in fighting crimes against nature. Monkey Magic: The Curse of Mukada was nominated for the Hedwig Anuar children's book of the year award and has been used in classrooms throughout the world to discuss conservation as well as to entertain.