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How to Be a Functional Piece of Sh*t
by Drew Blunt
Ever feel like you're barely humaning? Like getting out of bed, showering, feeding yourself, or making eye contact with another person is an Olympic event?
Same.
This book isn't about fixing your life. It's about functioning just enough to live it.
With raw honesty and zero condescension, How to Be a Functional Piece of Sh t* offers short, sharp chapters full of dark humor, practical advice, and brutally relatable encouragement for anyone who's tired of "just try harder" self-help. You'll learn how to:
Get vertical without making it weird
Take a depression shower that actually counts
Feed yourself something that isn't edible sadness
Stop doomscrolling your soul into a coma
Trick your brain into building habits without motivation
Handle money, people, and your own damn emotions without combusting
This isn't a guide for high achievers or Pinterest-perfect lives. It's a survival manual for the rest of us—the tired, the anxious, the overwhelmed, the trying. No pressure. No perfection. Just progress.
You're not broken. You're just a little bent. And that's fine.
How to Be a Functional Piece of Sh*t
by Drew Blunt
Ever feel like you're barely humaning? Like getting out of bed, showering, feeding yourself, or making eye contact with another person is an Olympic event?
Same.
This book isn't about fixing your life. It's about functioning just enough to live it.
With raw honesty and zero condescension, How to Be a Functional Piece of Sh t* offers short, sharp chapters full of dark humor, practical advice, and brutally relatable encouragement for anyone who's tired of "just try harder" self-help. You'll learn how to:
Get vertical without making it weird
Take a depression shower that actually counts
Feed yourself something that isn't edible sadness
Stop doomscrolling your soul into a coma
Trick your brain into building habits without motivation
Handle money, people, and your own damn emotions without combusting
This isn't a guide for high achievers or Pinterest-perfect lives. It's a survival manual for the rest of us—the tired, the anxious, the overwhelmed, the trying. No pressure. No perfection. Just progress.
You're not broken. You're just a little bent. And that's fine.
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