Chole.... I have been kicked in the butt by love and all I have to show for it is my perfect daughter. I am never falling in love again. Nope, not this girl, never again. In a rash decision for a fresh start, I upended my life and moved to the frozen waste land of Minnesota. Now I have an elderly woman with illegal gambling tendencies trying to set me up on dates with anything with a pulse on the internet as my fresh start. What I don't plan on in my fresh start is a grumpy Chief of Police that is starting to crumble all my defenses. A new group of friends that like to meddle. And a traitorous toddler who also falls for the chief of police and the endless supply of rubber ducks. Ralph...I never wanted to fall into the trap of love and marriage. Never say never. I was content with my simple, predictable life. Was I turning into an insufferable grump, sure. Did I care, not one bit. Then a fiery, redheaded princess walked into my life and the rest is a blur. I find myself buying all duck related items for her daughter who has also stolen my heart. If love really is a trap, I am hoping I can convince my princess I am worth being trapped with.