One last chance. One wild weekend. Flat out the funniest book of the year."Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does." -- E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-BanksUp until forty-eight hours ago, Caitlin had never:Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of her lungs, kidnapped anyone or --- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?Now she's in jail and has no idea what to tell:The police, her parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.She has just noticed that:Her nose is pierced and -- WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?She blames one person for the entire insane weekend:Her famous cousin.Who is also her former best friend.Who she has HATED for the past four years.Who she also might miss like crazy. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!