One-liners, puns, shaggy dog tales, and observations on the silliness of our world, Linoleum Blownapart has something for everyone . . . except the grump. So, if you're a grump, pass this one by. No, wait! Buy it for one of your happy friends.All entries have been laboratory tested (on my wife, over the breakfast table) and approved. They're clean, funny, and in some cases, even clever. Some will absolutely peg the Groan-O-Meter . . . but you'll be hooked and come back for more hilarity. Collected over six years, these funny quips, stories, puns and one-liners will give you hours of groans, chuckles and belly laughs. Okay, okay, probably a couple of groans too. But look at it this way, you can use the groaners to retaliate when someone comes at you with lame dad jokes.