Three words: Lesbian. Secret. Police. Who are they? What do they do? What might they know about someone like you? The Lesbian Secret Police are a covert organisation keeping an eye on all women in their local neighborhoods, especially those coming out the closet! Mitch is a coming out the closet and unbeknownst to her the Lesbian Secret Police are all in her business - even bribing her dog to gain access to her diary, but they remain hidden from Mitch who cannot seem to spot a fellow lesbian, so the Lesbian Secret Police send in Agent 7 to help...