Amid various holiday activities, music teacher/single mom, Pity Kole, finds time to enter a jingle-writing contest. After all, the prize is a trip to Rome, Italy! Pity is gobsmacked when she wins and, along with her sister, sets out for a European adventure. Unfortunately, the impulsive gal finds herself in ridiculous and embarrassing situations, Itlailan-style. When members of the famous Greco Motors family are mysteriously injured, who better to investigate than pity herself? Between language confusion and her own goofy spontaneity, Pity finds herself on one wild and dangerous ride after another prompting the question; Will Italy survive her visit? Do we pity the detained traveler, or will she make it back to Oklahoma a hero?