Elias Drake never meant to be a pirate captain. One bad night in Kingston Harbor—too much rain, too much rum, and far too many press gangs—and suddenly he's "Captain Quarter Pint," the reluctant leader of the most unpredictable crew in the Caribbean. A patched-up ship, a possibly cursed coconut idol, and a cargo hold full of pigs are just the beginning of his problems. With the navy hunting him, a governor's grudge simmering, and his own crew split between skepticism and blind faith in a drunken treasure map, Elias must decide whether to bluff his way into legend or drown trying. Rum and Rascals is a witty, fast-paced pirate adventure filled with sharp banter, absurd misfortune, and the kind of swashbuckling chaos only fate (or bad luck) could deliver.