A young lady from the Scottish Highlands needs to go to the dentist. Bad enough already, but it gets worse. She falls into the clutches of an undead representative of the guild. By no means squeamish when it comes to protecting her interests, and with some skeletons in the closet herself, she tries to outsmart the ghost - but will she manage to escape? Much Whiskey accompanies the story in the vicinity of Nessie, the Loch Ness monster. Compulsory reading for all supporters of 'No Ladies in the Pub please'.