THE EVERYPERSON PROCLAMATION: "THE WORLD IS SMART. JEFF IS NOT AMUSED." Welcome to the "Smart" world, where the gadgets are brilliant and the people are outvoted. Whether you're in a bistro in Paris or a diner in St. Louis, the machines are winning. You are reading the official record of the Mechanical Mutiny—the standoff between 1957 common sense and a 2026 interface. From bathroom sensors that demand a theatrical performance to self-checkout kiosks that mistake a single tomato for a twelve-pound watermelon, the machines have stopped taking orders. Jeff is here to even the score. He is the man standing up for everyone who has ever been outvoted by a piece of plumbing. Who is Jeff? Jeff is the man in the hoodie and sneakers standing at the front lines. He doesn't want to conquer the world; he just wants to find a faucet that understands the concept of "on." This volume is dedicated to every human currently being outsmarted by a silicon chip or ignored by a motion detector. The standoff continues. The hardware is demanding a password reset for your own front door, but Jeff is here to reclaim the dignity of common sense. He is the Everyperson, and these are our fiascos. Executive Producer: The Man in the Hoodie and Sneakers