Necessary Ingredients for the Perfect Quest Good Companions : "Malkin is a kleptomaniac. June is insane and dangerous. Danny is a wild man. Glandrung is a dwarf." Magic Weapons : "The Sword Blind Fury was enchanted, but the enchanter was seriously inept." Strange New Lands : "You would think that a twenty foot dragon walking down an American street would attract some attention." An Evil Enemy : "I wish I knew who the hell we were fighting." A Clever Plan : "We're going to kick some serious magical butt." A Serious Goal : "Our first job is to protect the dragon from my wife." At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).