From celebrated comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes an all-new, wildly entertaining romp of a novel, packed with lovable misfits, laugh-out-loud humor, and delicious mayhem. Dillon Ryan boards a bus packed with his fellow college students, all headed south for spring break. A very special spring break, helping out with the cleanup after a recent hurricane. Well, that, and also hopefully hanging out with this super hot girl on the trip that Dillon never thought he would actually get to meet. Then the bus stops for gas. In a little country town called Buckeyburg. And all Dillon’s tidy plans for the week blow wide open, like a soap bubble meeting a herd of runaway rhinos. If you love zany characters and hysterical capers, and you crave a sweet escape into a new, outrageously fun little world, then don’t miss this hilarious vacation of a tale.