You've been accused of theft! Someone was seen robbing the gas station down the street from where you live, and the police seem to think it was you! Lucky for you, you've got an airtight alibi - you were at the beach all day with your honey. You've got witnesses, too! That day, your girl got a little upset when another beach bunny approached you and started a flirtatious conversation about your Airtight trunks from Quiksilver. She wanted to know if they felt as good as they looked. With their rad pattern, it's easy to see how she would assume they were selected for their awesome design, but actually, they're packed full of technological features like 4-way stretch fabric, a water-repellent coating and a secure tie front. Your lady got so worked up about this other chick that a verbal fight ensued! Half the beach saw it all go down, so you're off the hook with the police about the theft. And you managed to calm your girl down and assure her that there was nothing to worry about. Talk about a drama-filled day, bud!