REHAB IS FOR QUITTERSLet’s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you’ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that’s best for you. Chapters include: • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem"• Condoms Are for Suckers• How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days • And more! As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right? | The Self-Destruction Handbook by ADAM WASSON, Paperback | Indigo Chapters